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    24 Reasons You Should Never Eat the Food At Disney World

    Last updated on Oct 1, 2021 by Adam Bryan. This post may contain affiliate links.

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    Never Eat the Food at Disney World
    It’s all so disgusting, to be honest…

    Here’s why:

    1. Some people like to believe that the food at Disney World is delicious.

    Bread Pudding from Tambu Lounge
    Pineapple Bread Pudding from Tambu Lounge.

    2. But the sad truth, it’s not.

    Shrimp and Grits from Epcot
    Shrimp and Grits from Florida Fresh, Epcot Flower and Garden Festival.

    3. The food should be avoided at all costs.

    Berry Cream Puff from Kringle Bakery
    Norwegian Fresh Berry Cream Puff from Kringla og Bakeri.

    4. There’s absolutely nothing particularly delicious to eat there.

    Strawberries and Cream Macaroon Ice Cream Sandwich
    Strawberries and Creme Macaroon Ice Cream Sandwich from L’Artisan Des Glaces.

    5. No interesting restaurants.

    Be Our Guest Restaurant
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    Be Our Guest Restaurant.

    6. No remarkable desserts.

    No Way Jose Sundae
    No Way Jose from Beaches and Cream.

    7. No fascinating drinks.

    Passion Fruit Margarita
    Passion Fruit Margarita from La Cava De Tequila.

    8. Not to mention, the food festivals suck. Literally nothing to eat.

    Disney Food Festival Foods
    Epcot International Food & Wine Festival where over 25+ countries are represented.

    9. Breakfast has no character.

    Captain's Grille Breakfast
    Mickey’s Waffles from Captain’s Grille

    10. Dinner is boring and depressing.

    Hoop De Doo Musical Revue
    Disney

    Hoop Dee Doo Revue dinner show.

    11. And dessert is the worst meal of them all.

    French Pastries from France Pavilion at Epcot
    Tarte au Fraises from Les Halles Boulangerie & Patisserie.

    12. Portion sizes are way too small.

    Kitchen Sink from Beaches and Cream
    Kitchen Sink from Beaches and Cream.

    13. The restaurant views are below average.

    Fireworks from California Grill
    Views of Wishes Fireworks from the California Grill Restaurant.

    14. Very mediocre if you look closely.

    Sci-Fi Dine In Theater
    Disney Parks

    Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater at Hollywood Studios.

    15. How disgusting!

    Sweet and Spicy Chicken and Waffle Sandwich
    Sweet and Spicy Chicken and Waffle Sandwich from Sleep Hollow.

    16. Not to mention the restaurant choices are quite unremarkable.

    Victoria and Albert's
    Victoria & Albert’s – AAA Five Diamond Restaurant at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort.

    17. Like seriously, there are no good pizza places.

    Prosciutto e Melone
    Prosciutto e Melone Pizza from Via Napoli.

    18. Mickey shaped foods are nowhere to be found.

    Mickey's Premium Ice Cream Bar
    Mickey’s Premium Ice Cream Bar.

    19. You always end up dining alone.

    Character Breakfast
    WDW News

    Character breakfasts with Mickey and the gang at Chef Mickeys.

    20. Dole Whips are repugnant.

    Dole Whip
    Pineapple Vanilla Swirl Dole Whip from Pineapple Lanai

    21. Major drawback? Not enough cupcakes.

    Cupckakes from Starring Rolls Cafe
    Butterfinger, Cinderella Vanilla, Chocolate Peanut Butter, and Red Velvet Cupcakes from Starring Rolls Cafe.

    22. Comfort foods? Nope.

    Aunt Liz's Golden Fried Chicken
    Aunt Liz’s Fried Chicken from 50’s Prime Time Cafe.

    23. All in all, the food screams “bland”.

    Piggylicious Cupcake from the Epcot Flower and Garden Festival
    Piggylicious Cupcake – bacon cupcake with maple frosting topped with crushed pretzels.

    24. Seriously, why would anyone even bother eating the food at Walt Disney World, let alone, go there in the first place?

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    You’ve been warned.

    …

    <sarcasm> Let me tell you one last time – don’t eat at Walt Disney World. </sarcasm>

    (P.S. You should instead follow me on Instagram if you want to see more delicious Disney food.)

    …

    THIS IS SARCASM. DON’T GET MAD AT ME.

    Disney World is home to some of the most delicious foods and dining experiences on the planet, and I’ve never been more thankful to have beeen able to experience it. 😀

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    About Adam Bryan

    Hey what's up, I'm Adam, founder of Urban Tastebud Disney and I spend most of my days eating around Disney World. Come join me on my delicious adventure so that I can show you that food is magical too!

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    Comments

    1. Pablo Rothschilde

      August 07, 2017 at 7:15 am

      I’m here now and thinking about eating my own poo!

      Reply
    2. Anonymous

      April 08, 2021 at 5:04 pm

      Haha! You had me there for a while! My family LOVES Disney and are always blown away that it’s the BEST pretzel, the BEST churro, the BEST popcorn. All that sarcasm COULD keep the crowds down. 😉

      Reply

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